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September 26, 2013 by Draginol on Brad Wardell - Opinionated Techie
I can’t help but think of this video:

http://youtu.be/pbIR51_J_qY
November 28, 2011 by TheTalkingRock on thetalkingrock
 

My close personal friend, Mr. Coal, has a great sense of humor. He told me the other day that he overheard a radio program that one of the miners digging him up was listening to. Evidently many humans think the Universe was created by a rapid expansion of a singularity. They call it the "big bang theory". So let me explain it better. Before there was a Universe and everything in it, like matter, mass, energy, and even time, there was absolutely nothing. Then one day, for reasons ...
November 28, 2011 by TheTalkingRock on thetalkingrock
 

My close personal friend, Mr. Coal, has a great sense of humor. He told me the other day that he overheard a radio program that one of the miners digging him up was listening to. Evidently many humans think the Universe was created by a rapid expansion of a singularity. They call it the "big bang theory". So let me explain it better. Before there was a Universe and everything in it, like matter, mass, energy, and even time, there was absolutely nothing. Then one day, for reasons ...
November 26, 2011 by TheTalkingRock on thetalkingrock
I'm A RockI started life as a large boulder on top a high mountain. For centuries a watched and listened as the world around me changed. One day in the distant past the ground beneath me shook violently and, along with several of my rock buddies, rolled down the mountain and came to rest in the valley below. I enjoyed my life in the valley surrounded by many friends and wildlife for a few hundred centuries until one day when several strange animals came by and started beating me with hammers...
November 26, 2011 by TheTalkingRock on thetalkingrock
I'm A RockI started life as a large boulder on top a high mountain. For centuries a watched and listened as the world around me changed. One day in the distant past the ground beneath me shook violently and, along with several of my rock buddies, rolled down the mountain and came to rest in the valley below. I enjoyed my life in the valley surrounded by many friends and wildlife for a few hundred centuries until one day when several strange animals came by and started beating me with hammers...
Just Follow These Easy Steps:

A.  Back off and let those men who want to marry men,

 marry men.

B.  Allow those women who want to marry women,

marry women.

C.  Allow those folks who want to abort their babies,

abort their babies.

D.  In three generations, there will be no more Democrats.
Just Follow These Easy Steps:

A.  Back off and let those men who want to marry men,

 marry men.

B.  Allow those women who want to marry women,

marry women.

C.  Allow those folks who want to abort their babies,

abort their babies.

D.  In three generations, there will be no more Democrats.
February 1, 2011 by KFC Kickin For Christ on Kickin For Christ
I so totally get this.  In fact, this could be me having this conversation with the credit card people.  Frustrating.    From a friend. 

 


Now some people are really stupid!!!!
Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die.
This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer
service being what it is today. A lady died this past January, and her credit card company billed her for February and March for their annual service cha...
February 1, 2011 by KFC Kickin For Christ on Kickin For Christ
I so totally get this.  In fact, this could be me having this conversation with the credit card people.  Frustrating.    From a friend. 

 


Now some people are really stupid!!!!
Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die.
This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer
service being what it is today. A lady died this past January, and her credit card company billed her for February and March for their annual service cha...
January 31, 2011 by KFC Kickin For Christ on Kickin For Christ
I love Maxine.  This is a bit of her humor with a whole lot of truth behind it. 

 

I bought a bird feeder. I hung
It on my back porch and filled
It with seed. What a beauty of
A bird feeder it was, as I filled it

Lovingly with with seed. Within a
Week we had hundreds of birds
Taking advantage of the
Continuous flow of free and
Easily accessible food.

But then the birds started
Building nests in the boards
Of the patio, above the table,
And next to ...
January 31, 2011 by KFC Kickin For Christ on Kickin For Christ
I love Maxine.  This is a bit of her humor with a whole lot of truth behind it. 

 

I bought a bird feeder. I hung
It on my back porch and filled
It with seed. What a beauty of
A bird feeder it was, as I filled it

Lovingly with with seed. Within a
Week we had hundreds of birds
Taking advantage of the
Continuous flow of free and
Easily accessible food.

But then the birds started
Building nests in the boards
Of the patio, above the table,
And next to ...
January 14, 2011 by Dr Guy on A Breath of Sanity
It just was not in the US.

And it was not by Fox News Network

And the man shot the fox first, so it was self defense!

But it Happened!
January 14, 2011 by Dr Guy on A Breath of Sanity
It just was not in the US.

And it was not by Fox News Network

And the man shot the fox first, so it was self defense!

But it Happened!
Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of
Homeland Security

What airport X-rays have

discovered so far:

 

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3

 

Maybe we should insist the X-ray belongs to us now since we have been forced to go through this and keep it so the next time we go tothe doctor and he orders X-rays we can hand the...
Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of
Homeland Security

What airport X-rays have

discovered so far:

 

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3

 

Maybe we should insist the X-ray belongs to us now since we have been forced to go through this and keep it so the next time we go tothe doctor and he orders X-rays we can hand the...